[Syd Smurf]

PS Hey, Aussie Chops and Beerface, I think I should beable to join you behind the 'pink' sofa now.

I totally 100% agree with you Sharon....and while you're there enjoying the luxury behind the pink sofa.......can you try and get me in too as Graham kicked me out last time for sitting on the edge of his tutu and creasing it.....it was an accident......ok, an accident done deliberately out of jealousy cos he won't let me wear it anymore.....but the accident could of happened to anyone.....anyone with a bit of determination.

Dyar

[Guest]

Shron knows the deal with the tutu Dyar

[SA Smurfette]

Good on you, Sharon

We have some gay members here and we don't see anything other than your love of smurfs really.

It's great to know that everyone no matter what their race, age, gender and preference can get along and share in the most important hobby of all........Smurfs!!!!

Sorry, I quoted a few people there

Glad you found us Sharon, you're lovely

[smurfieduck]

I totally 100% agree with you Sharon....and while you're there enjoying the luxury behind the pink sofa.......can you try and get me in too as Graham kicked me out last time for sitting on the edge of his tutu and creasing it.....it was an accident......ok, an accident done deliberately out of jealousy cos he won't let me wear it anymore.....but the accident could of happened to anyone.....anyone with a bit of determination

.

Shron knows the deal with the tutu Dyar

Dyar, there's no parting G from is tutu. I suggested that we swap tutus and he wasn't having any of it.

[smurfieduck]

A BIG thank you to everyone who has posted on this thread and sent me kind words.
THANK YOU

[Smurfysmurf]

Dyar, there's no parting G from is tutu. I suggested that we swap tutus and he wasn't having any of it

Erm....I hate to bring this up...but.... there is a way to make Beers part with that tutu of his

[smurfieduck]

Erm....I hate to bring this up...but.... there is a way to make Beers part with that tutu of his

I'm all ears!! Do tell.

[eggie smurf]

I'm all ears!! Do tell.

He'll only do it for Moey, Sharon....only for Moey

[Guest]

Give me an offer first and we shall see .............

[DrunkSmurf]

Wait a minute, by "gay", maybe Sharon just meant "happy" and this thread has been one terrible misunderstanding. Not that there is anything wrong with being happy.*

*Actually there appears to be something wrong with being happy. If you don't believe me, tell your boss that one look at him/her turns you gay, and you will see what I mean.

[Guest]

[smurfieduck]

Wait a minute, by "gay", maybe Sharon just meant "happy" and this thread has been one terrible misunderstanding. Not that there is anything wrong with being happy.*

Actually, I mean both - I am gay and I am also very 'happy' with my partner.

[Smurfysmurf]

If you don't believe me, tell your boss that one look at him/her turns you gay, and you will see what I mean.

that reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from "Bringing up baby" with Cary Grant and K. Hepburn

He didnt' find anything else to wear but her frilly morning gown when she "kidnapped" him to her aunts estate...Her aunt comes home to find CG opening the door in this frilly gown and of course she asks"who are you? and why are you wearing this gown?" Cary Grant jumps up in the air and calls out "Because I turned gay all of a sudden" IT's funnier in the movie

[Syd Smurf]

Wait a minute, by "gay", maybe Sharon just meant "happy" and this thread has been one terrible misunderstanding. Not that there is anything wrong with being happy.

I beg to differ Tim.....we don't want any of those happy people around here. You know the ones i mean....the ones who go around smiling and being friendly and always in an irritating good mood.

I won't stand for it. This is a Gouchy Smurfers forum and we only want grumpy members.

NO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE WELCOME HERE !!!

Dyar

PS - Do ya think I should get a little more sleep tonight?

PPS - Or just get a job that starts later than 11am each day?

[Smurfysmurf]

Going to bed BEFORE the sun goes up...that might do the trick

[Syd Smurf]

....but everyone does that......I just want to be original......and obviously very tired and grumpy it seems.

Dyar Dyar Face on Fire

[smurfieduck]

Cary Grant jumps up in the air and calls out "Because I turned gay all of a sudden" IT's funnier in the movie

Funny you should quote CG in this film because he was actually bi-sexual in real life. He had a long-term relationship with Randolph Scott. Check it out on Google!!

NO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE WELCOME HERE !!!

Aussie Chops you are a one!!!

[XoioX2000]

I won't stand for it. This is a Gouchy Smurfers forum and we only want grumpy members.

NO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE WELCOME HERE !!!

Dyar, I am in shock: This is the most sensible thing I have heard you say in a very long time... kinda so long that I don't actually remember when you said something that deep before... might be the Duvel though... it kinda clouds clear thinking after the 4th one...

Happy? Can't have that, I'm sorry: A proper collector must be grumpy by excellence: You don't want to see me the morning after the night when I stayed up for a late eBay auction... and I lost it. The fires of mount doom look insignificant compared to that higher 2nd state of grumpiness which takes over every time I open my mouth... kinda of now when I think at what I should have bought from the fair...

So Sharon, I know we have not spoken before but just for accuracy sake, can I just say: Gay and happy is a no go here but gay and grumpy is fine.

Davina
Your most favorite drag-onette

[XoioX2000]

Sharon,

I deny all involvement with the creature from the post above. I'm sure it is a case of stolen identity... personally I blame Graham... although Syd looks just as guilty in the corner...

Cheers,

David

[smurfieduck]

Hi Dragon David

How do you do!

So Sharon, I know we have not spoken before but just for accuracy sake, can I just say: Gay and happy is a no go here but gay and grumpy is fine

Well David, I am usually Gay and grumpy but after I have come on to the forum and read a couple of posts, this usually changes to Gay and Happy. So, am I going to be booted off the forum for being tooooo happy??