Blue Cavern

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:29 am**

Well, regarding the initial question, here is an answer for you:

"What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason
is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. "

From a very reliable source (of course

):

http://assm.asstr.org/~eli/erotica/various/Smurfs.html

Cheers,

David

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:53 am**

LOL David...I was expecting that answer

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:28 am**

I believe your memory is correct, Dyar. I'll have to check it. They had to be different, and easily visible. So blue it became.

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:51 pm**

Nice topic guys, I thought that was the reason why smurfs were blue but I do like David's version as well.

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:46 pm**

thanks! David

I suppose they were yellow first?? and then blue? after the first year of no sex??LOL!!
that was a funny post

and site

Hhmmm funny that Peyo's wife suggested they be blue just for color

purposes to match a background?? doesn't sound so exotic..!

but I will have to tell my friend the next time I see her..

I may tell her davids answer instead..way more fun

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:15 pm**

I will have to tell my friend the next time I see her..

I may tell her davids answer instead..way more fun

Are you going to paint yourself blue first Attom?.....she may have a cure

Syd

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:06 pm**

I will have to tell my friend the next time I see her..

I may tell her davids answer instead..way more fun
Are you going to paint yourself blue first Attom?.....she may have a cure

Syd

not a bad Idea! I may be blue all ready?? I better check the mirror?

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:18 pm**

Well it wouldn't fool us Attom....we already know you're "the bomb".......but Syd thinks it may be a cunning plan to pretend to be blue....afterall we're all blue at heart.

PostPosted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:20 pm**

that almost sounded romantic?? like you should put that on some greeting cards and we ( I mean ) you! can get filthy rich!

a blue heart?? sounds kinda sweet!

I may use that line with the girl on the picket line??

PostPosted: **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:39 am**

Well, regarding the initial question, here is an answer for you:

"What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason
is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. "

From a very reliable source (of course ):

http://assm.asstr.org/~eli/erotica/various/Smurfs.html

Cheers,

David

I realised why I recognised that quote as soon as I checked out that link.
How embarrassing. I've read that story at some point.

Brad.

PostPosted: **Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:26 am**

"Smucking one day a year will help us identify any diseases we may transmit to one another, and keep them from spreading to the animals
in the forest," declaimed Papa Smurf. "Besides, it will give
Smurfette a chance to rest."
They may only smuck one day a year between them...but that sounds like they smuck all year round with the animals in the forest

PostPosted: **Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:42 pm**

I think we should take a Freudian approach to the Smurf village and analyse their relationships... Maybe a subjecy for the adult section...

PostPosted: **Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:34 pm**

I think we should take a Freudian approach to the Smurf village and analyse their relationships... Maybe a subjecy for the adult section...

What do you mean "maybe"

....I do think it may be worth discussing as smurfs must have urges too...then again maybe eating is the equivalent to smucking to the smurfs.....I have heard that a good meal is better than bad smucking.......they must be talking about pizza I am guessing....with moderate smucking a close 2nd

PostPosted: **Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:23 am**

...then again maybe eating is the equivalent to smucking to the smurfs.....I have heard that a good meal is better than bad smucking.......

I'm not sure why but this reminds me about this year's harvest: I'm afraid the chillies production has been pretty poor this year, so I have no Scoth bonnet to send to Syd for mild amusement...

:)

they must be talking about pizza I am guessing....with moderate smucking a close 2nd

Moderate? why moderate?

PostPosted: **Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:32 am**

Moderate? why moderate?

Um...I don't really know....I am sure I had a point at the time. I tend to find myself cringing or questioning many things I say on here when I read them again.....usually no one questions the gibberish I say.....I am sure it's important...just not sure why

PostPosted: **Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:56 am**

Well, sex once a year?? i think i would turn scarlet
John

AAAAAhhhhh! I understand now: The purple smurf story! So there was not just the color of the smurf which differe from the original "Schtroumpf noir" story! The basic reason why they turned scarlet was also different!

And that was even before Smurfette was around!!!!
No wonder!!!!

Sorry John I couldn't resist!!!!!!

PostPosted: **Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:06 am**

I love this site, everyone is so interesting well informed and often full of good humour.
I love you all

John

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