Blue Cavern

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your second name or last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And I am "Sneezy Gizzardhump"... quite a good fit really... :):)

My new name is:

Cheesey Dippinhiney

My new name is :


SNICKLE DIPPINDOODLE :

My new name is :


Sloopy Chucklefanny

Snickle Pottysprinckles

If I do it in reverse, I get Dipsy Gizzardbutt, which sounds like a lot more fun

OK I'm Crusty Gizzardbrains

and Kristy isn't keen on her name ....Dorky Dippindoodle

My name is:
Sloopy Flippinbrains

Well actually the third letter of my last name is ö but I took the name from o.

Sloopy Chucklefanny... that's a cracker!

We could create our own with smurfy names instead!!!

almost as bad as mine......

Sloopy Gizzardboob!!


Phil's is a bit of a worry:

Dorky Frickenboob

Sounds like an insult you'd say to someone

Sloopy Chucklefanny... that's a cracker!

We could create our own with smurfy names instead!!!

David

what if your name is:

Poppy Aspen-Upson

work that one out

My new name is :


SNICKLE DIPPINDOODLE :

I bet Miss Beer wouldn't be so keen for marriage if you legally change your name to this new one Graham

I can see Linda giving me the "you're about to receive a Phil up" stare

I'm Doombah Chickenhump. Somehow I don't think that'd look good on a businesscard...

Oh dear, I am

Goober Chickenboob

Cool post David.

Great names
Simon is a " Sleazy chickenHump
and im a Goober Chucklehump

Lucie & Simon

I'm Doombah Chickenhump. Somehow I don't think that'd look good on a businesscard...

hee hee...I think you're right Robin

Snickle Gizzardbrains is my maiden name and my married name is Snickle Battyshorts....geez I don't know which one is better

I'm Crusty Gizzardbrains

Hey Rae and I must be long lost relatives - we've got the same last name

Are you a rich long lost relative Staci ?

Raelene

My name is Dorfus Snicklesniffer , oh my god !!!

SKIPPY POTTY FACE !?!?!?!?!

Couldn't get much worse (depending on your interpretation of 'potty')

Maxine xxx