[Syd Smurf]

Bye her a bra, take her out for dinner and when you get home... light some candles

Ok...But I am gonna light the bra when I get home as we are out of candles at the moment

Dyar

[SuperJen]

Fair enough But now you have the perfect distraction from your Smurfy habit.... KATE!!!! I bet you can by a whole lot now and Mrs. Dyar wont even know Is that mean, to take advantage of a new mum?

I think not!

[Syd Smurf]

Fair enough But now you have the perfect distraction from your Smurfy habit.... KATE!!!!!

Yeah ....they're fun to play with when they are new and still in the bonding stage. It was going excellent today until Kate figured out I couldn't provide what she wanted at the time. I said to her don't be so snotty because I want a bourbon right now and you can't do very much about that can you? She gave me an odd look after that even when she went back to Mum.

Dyar

[Ritter_Schlumpfenherz]

Congratulations Dyar!!!

I remember having bought four of that series, about six years ago, clown with tuba (he's so cute !!!), ski smurf on a hill, camera smurf and a smurfette. To me, they are not that ugly.

[SuperJen]

Fair enough But now you have the perfect distraction from your Smurfy habit.... KATE!!!!!

Yeah ....they're fun to play with when they are new and still in the bonding stage. It was going excellent today until Kate figured out I couldn't provide what she wanted at the time. I said to her don't be so snotty because I want a bourbon right now and you can't do very much about that can you? She gave me an odd look after that even when she went back to Mum.

Dyar

I meant, Mrs Dyar will be distracted so you can buy ALL the Smurfs you want And don't be breathing your smelly bourbon breath all over you beautiful daughter

[Smurfysmurf]

Fair enough But now you have the perfect distraction from your Smurfy habit.... KATE!!!!!

Yeah ....they're fun to play with when they are new and still in the bonding stage. It was going excellent today until Kate figured out I couldn't provide what she wanted at the time. I said to her don't be so snotty because I want a bourbon right now and you can't do very much about that can you? She gave me an odd look after that even when she went back to Mum.

Dyar

Trust Dyar to show himself from his best side to his daughter right away ........ you better get used to those odd looks

[eggie smurf]

you better get used to those odd looks

You know he's already used to those from Mrs. Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

yeah, but I bet that look looks so much cuter on a little girl

Hey, don't they say little girls are just like their Daddys.....I can see another smurf collector was born yesterday....Finally somebody he can leave his collection to

[Syd Smurf]

I thought you said I had to leave my collection to you Moey? Oh well, I just re-did my will and changed it over to Kate instead. I was kind of disappointed you didn't want my collection though....I still want your's by the way.....including the new auction win Stace showed me....some nice goodies there.

Dyar

[Smurfysmurf]

I thought it was kinda generous of me to let the new #1 lady in your life have your collection



You are still in my will.......and can have my collection...nobobdy else seems to appreciate it

and yeah, you would think my latest wins interesting well, I seem to have gotten three of one thing although there might be a variation in it

[eggie smurf]

.......and can have my collection...nobobdy else seems to appreciate it

I would certainly appreciate it, Moey... and I'm much closer to you than Australia

[Smurfysmurf]

It is nice to know that at least two people seem to be interested

I'll let you fight it out.. ..after I am gone. ...in hopefully 50 or more years

[DrunkSmurf]

THE TOP 20 THINGS I SAID I WOULD NEVER BUY TO MRS DYAR....BUT DID

I was just going to buy a few of the new (2004) releases. I didn't even like all the then-current Golden 100 Minus 50. But, you know you're going to have all of those cr*ppy looking plastic smurfs by year end. And the variations. There's got to be variations. And fakes.

What about Strawberry Shortcake miniatures? Aw, c'mon. Just buy one for your wife as a joke. You'll never want to buy another one, anyway. I mean, who would want to collect that??

Then, after you have the complete line of Strawberry Shortcakes, start taking them to work.

Those b*stards at work. My Christmas break ends today (Jan 1) and I have to return to those animals tomorrow.... Corporate America.... everybody pretends to be each other's best friend... it is such a freak out. OH MY GOD

[Smurfysmurf]

Those b*stards at work. My Christmas break ends today (Jan 1) and I have to return to those animals tomorrow.... Corporate America.... everybody pretends to be each other's best friend... it is such a freak out. OH MY GOD

I take it you are looking forward as much I am to tomorrow....
I can't wait to be updated on all the crises that happened at work last week ...this has been one vacation I have not had once thought about work...

mere bliss

[ChunkMasterMC]

It seems we are all Smurf addicts!!! Should we start a Smurfs Anonymous

Hi...my name is Renee...and I'm a Smurfaholic...It's been 2 hours since my last Smurf...I think of Smurfing every few minutes and would take the Smurf away from all your mouths to get my hands on my next smurf hit...and right now...as I stand before you...I am receiving texts from Ebay for the 5 Smurf auctions I am currently watching...



I am only new to the World of Smurf but I have already broken many promises made to my husband about my Smurf problem. What hurts the most though is how it is just pushed under the rug...if it can't be seen...it doesn't exist...society is so cruel!!!

ChunkMasterMC
aka Renee

[SA Smurfette]

I am only new to the World of Smurf but I have already broken many promises made to my husband about my Smurf problem.

Get used to it Renee, I'm sure there will be many more
Spoken like a true addict

[SMURFYSTEVE1]

Very nice figures Dyar, I 've seen these lots of time but have not thought of getting them. Good that you got them so cheap as well.....



Smurfy regards
Steve