[Nuts about smurfing]

Did you know that whilst smurfs are three apples tall, Hello Kitty is five apples tall and weighs three apples?

[Guest]

What ?

Mark, have you got too much time on your hands ?

[steveparkes]

[Rachel]

So how many apples does a smurf weigh?

I think mark has been at the pumpkin juice again.

[smurfwish]

I think mark has been at the pumpkin juice again.

either that or Dyar's "diluted" lemonade?

Maxine x

[Syd Smurf]

No Mark doesn't drink much so he asked for some of my drinks without any of the nasty lemonade....cos he had to drive a bit later. I think that's how he ended up in Australia in the first place actually......as I am sure he said he was driving home from somewhere in England originally.

Dyar

[Pitufo]

Hi...It´s time to go to bed...Tomorrow it will be another day, and I will take my dictionary to know if I am reading what I am reading....

[Smurfysmurf]

[Nuts about smurfing]

Morning, it must have been the Lemsips that I was drinking last night - I can't get rid of a damn cold. Perhaps I should try pumpkin juice Oh Dyar, I wondered where I was when I woke up this morning - I was in the street where some kids were playing cricket. They could actually hit the ball

I don't know, here I am trying to give you all a useful fact and this is the response I get........

(Louisa likes Hello Kitty, so I read the label on one of them and lo and behold it was talking about apples!)

Joaquin, don't worry, not many people could make sense of us, English people included

[Syd Smurf]

I always shudder when someone mentions apples on the forum these days

Oh Dyar, I wondered where I was when I woke up this morning - I was in the street where some kids were playing cricket. They could actually hit the ball

There was I saying to anyone and everyone that England could never lose the last test match against Australia which such a great start.....once again England found a way to lose it. Although they did play pretty well and hit quite a few balls for a while....but we want the Ashes back !!!!!!!

Dyar