[DrunkSmurf]

Wow, for all her hard work, we ought to pool our cash and buy Rachel a lordship. I think it only costs about 20,000 GBP, which is about what some of us spend a month on sockels. I guess we'd better hurry since it seems the House of Lords is about to go out of business.

[Syd Smurf]

Not a bad idea Tim.....I cannot think of anyone better on here to be given the title for her work and dedication to smurfs.

I bet Richard is pi$$ing himself laughing at the moment though

Dyar

[Guest]

I agree Dyar, or maybe it is Richard who deserves it for putting up with her !

Seriously tho, she truly is a dedicated person to smurfs and it would be a fitting honour to her ! She's the best

[Tojo]

Hmmmm. Would Rachel be Lady Rachel or Dame Rachel I wonder?

[SA Smurfette]

Hmmmm. Would Rachel be Lady Rachel or Dame Rachel I wonder?

Maybe we better wait and hear some of her stories from band camp first before we decide

Good on you, Rachel

[Guest]

Maybe Tramp Rachel

[Rachel]

Oh you now how to make a girl blush your crazy guys.

Maybe we better wait and hear some of her stories from band camp first before we decide

Oh Raelene, a lady always keeps quiet.

Oooh, I think I should be a lady rather than a dame. I like that sentence above.

Maybe Tramp Rachel

Graham, start running. I am giving you a 5 minute start but I can tell you something, that sofa ain't going to protect you for long.

Seriously though, Thank You for the kind words. My only aim has ever been to enjoy collecting smurfs myself and help anyone else that I can also enjoy the hobby so if I have done this, then I am happy.

[DrunkSmurf]

Maybe Tramp Rachel

TEACHERS IN ENGLAND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. THAT'S HOW SHE BUYS SO MANY SMURFS. AND THAT'S THE STORY I TELL MY CHILDREN.

Once you're a lord, Rachael, you won't have to put up with commoners like Smurfing Beer.

[Guest]

Getting your fine silk knickers in a twist are we Timmy boy ?

[SA Smurfette]

Graham, start running. I am giving you a 5 minute start but I can tell you something, that sofa ain't going to protect you for long.

Better give him a 15 minute start Rachel, he's getting on a bit now

Sorry Gray

[Guest]

Oi ! twenty minutes you mean ?

[SA Smurfette]

I didn't know you were online
I was going to post that and get off before you saw me

[Guest]

You'll be next missus, get in line !

[SA Smurfette]

What am I getting in line for? A from Rachel, or a from you ?

[Guest]

Hmmmm, sounds interesting ! Shall we leave Rachel to answer this one ?

[SA Smurfette]

I think so

[Rachel]

TEACHERS IN ENGLAND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. THAT'S HOW SHE BUYS SO MANY SMURFS. AND THAT'S THE STORY I TELL MY CHILDREN.

Once you're a lord, Rachael, you won't have to put up with commoners like Smurfing Beer.

Mind you, music teachers in Wales unfortunately don't earn enough.

Graham and Rae, I am going to let you two sort this one out. There is a whip and a chilli available for the fight. I will let you decide who has what.

[eggie smurf]

There is a whip and a chilli available for the fight.

Is the to squirt in each other's eyes?? I bet that would really sting worse than the

[SA Smurfette]

Thanks for the idea Staci
OK, I'll go the chilli

Oh, hang on....I forgot he wears glasses I'll stick with the whip

[Guest]

Cheers Rae