[Syd Smurf]

I heard he farted in bed and set fire to the curtains, is that true ?

Yeah it would of been the curtains......except he was actually facing the windows at the time and some poor unexpected person facing the wall behind (who shall remain nameless) caught the grunt and brunt of it all

Dyar

[smurfieduck]

I heard he farted in bed and set fire to the curtains, is that true ?

Yeah it would of been the curtains......except he was actually facing the windows at the time and some poor unexpected person facing the wall behind (who shall remain nameless) caught the grunt and brunt of it all

That's brilliant!!!