Just imagine Smurfs books in Australian, Tennesseen, Geordie, Scouse, Welsh English, Cockney.......
Tennessean?????
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Tojo.....that would be banned in 49 states within America......oh hang on......47......Georgia & Alabama would probably sing hymns about it on Sundays.
Angry Southern Smurf: Cotton pickin dang dang dang
Southern Smurf: What's wrong with y'all?
Angry Southern Smurf: it's me cousin, she don't no longer want to put out for me
Southern Smurf: What's wrong with her.....too much influ influ....um....too much hearing bout them Yankees folk I bet
Angry Southern Smurf: Can I shoot her?
Southern Smurf: Not too sure bout that one......I mean, how many bullets ya got there
Angry Southern Smurf: um um....1 + 1 + 1 + 1.......3 it looks like
Southern Smurf: You so stoopid....1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 9 you dope. Didn't your mama teach ya nuthin
Angry Southern Smurf: Hey, leave my Mama out of this. My Mama says her box is like a piece of chocolate
Southern Smurf: Hey that's what my Mama tell me too
Angry Southern Smurf: Maybe we two related
Southern Smurf: In that case......how y'all doing?
Banjo music plays as camera rolls up away from nude scene and into the credits
Dyar