So, a few Smurf 007 movie titles about to be released:
Goldsmurf (Never seen it, I heard it's a rare collector's addition and is worth more with a red dot on the bottom of the box)
Octosmurfy (I never did like the original title, anyway)
Dr. Smurf (In the early eighties Dr. Phil had a character he voiced on the smurfs. This is the documentary about why he was asked to leave...)
From Smurf with Smurf ("How much farther" for two hours...OMG)
Thundersmurf (Greedy's eaten too many Smurfberries, gets horrific gas and blows up the village. Worth every penny.)
You only smurf twice (Brainy's documentary. PLEASE save your money)
On Her Smurfinesses' Secret Smurf (If I told you more I'd have to kill you...as inspired by Kiwismurf)
Smurfs are forever (we already knew this, why did they have to make a movie?)
Live and Let Smurf (Johnny Depp plays Woody Allen playing Gargamel in the seedy documentary with Gaelic subtitles. Incredible)
The Smurf with the Golden Smurf (I was sugar-drunk on sno-caps in the theater and have no idea what this is about...I blacked out and was rushed to the ER mumbling something about "there's gold in them there hillls" and "how much farther Papa Smurf"...)
The Smurf who Smurfed Me (Papa and Smurfette run off to the French Riviera. We knew it would happen...)
Moonsmurfer (Astro's debut role with Chuck Norris playing "Chuck Norris". Kickboxing space-aliens, a 2 hour car chase and a large explosion. Amazing special effects.)
For Your Smurf Only (Smurfette's controversial role. I can say no more..I'm getting verclempt...someone pass the tissues. The shame!)
A View to a Smurf (Pappy's caught watching Smurfette commit a horrible crime and the even more disgusting cover-up...the death and dismemberment of Brainy Smurf and his burial in her garden out back...I think you get the rest. Indictment, smurf-mafia violence, vendetta's...it's all here!)
The Smurfing Daylights (PVC's are left in the sun too long, it's horrible..absolutely HORRIBLE! Don't watch this alone!)
License to Smurf (Schleich, Peyo and IMPS covert activities as seen on 60 minutes.)
Goldensmurf (collectors battle it out to determine the best PVC figure of all time. Graphic violence, viewer's highly advised of violent cinematic gore.)
Tomorrow Never Smurfs (Gargamel's life story in a French B&W documentary)
The Smurf is Not Enough (I think many of us could identify with this title)
Smurf Another Day (my thoughts when I lose an ebay bidding war)
Smurf Royale (sounds like my kind of drink)
Smurf-um of Solace (way to poetic of a title for me to contemplate at this hour)
I know, I know, talk about titles you missed at the video store!
But Papa Smurf always says.....
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Maureen 
