If Santa Smurf is set to visit you this year (that is if you've been good
), then be warned, his normal point of entry is via the chimney. If he's in the same state as last year he may have drunk too much eggnog to be legally be in charge of that slay. You may wish to keep a loaded gun under the bed incase he trashes the place and doesn't leave any pressies... it may take a few shots to get him, but its often easier to dispose of the body and clean up the blood than cleaning his sooty footprints off the ceiling and walls.
another safety first tip from someone who has decided that lacing the eggnog with rat poison may cope with both cleaning arrangements in one swoop!
Merry Xmas one and all.. and just a reminder that Santa smurf visits NZ first so I get the pick of his smurfy pressies