The company I work for is taking more and more advantage of the virtual world and part of this is that I now report to a manager who is located on the other side of the country..namely California. Since the commute to meet each other would be quite time consuming she corresponds with all of us via e-mail and IM. She sends us an e-mail every morning with her daily schedule and has started sending us little quotes of the day which are quite fun, so I thought I share some of them with you...
Here are the quotes we received this week
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isn’t a train.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Maureen 
