I know Frank,
I use it always. But as you notice they sometimes change the translations when you write the sentence. Mostly you get the approximate translation. But many times when sentences like these it is hard to understand exactly what they mean.
The most fun thing with google translate is writing in english but spell it wrong so they have to say the words in another languages. Like if I write in swedish a sentence and spell it so they can´t translate it and then listen to it in english. Then it is like a person speaking swedish with english accent!!! Small things that make me laugh!! Childish, right???