[DrunkSmurf]

Is it just me, or is Hula Smurfette not exactly the cutest smurfette Schleich has produced? Is she ... er, with child? Is she a guy???

Wow, this is my 100th posting. Wow, kind of anti-climatic.

[Syd Smurf]

I do agree that some of the Smurfettes aren't very flattering...if I was Smurfette I would be suing Schleich.....but on the bright side....it does mean that Syd sometimes gets offers which wouldn't be the case if she was always cute.

Dyar

[DrunkSmurf]

Now that you put it that way--my Quack Smurf my have found his girlfriend.

Schleich needs to create "Big Bertha Smurfette"--Brainy's girlfriend, who beats the snot out of Hefty or whoever tries to give Brainy grief. So what if she has a mustache. That's love, man.

[Syd Smurf]

What colour is the moe Tim?

[Tor]

Is it just me, or is Hula Smurfette not exactly the cutest smurfette Schleich has produced? Is she ... er, with child?

Check out this picture:
http://www.interfool.at/schluuumpf/mcdonaldshula_k.jpg

[Guest]

It's a good job Lacey changed her avatar recently or you guys would be getting a smack, you know? LOL

[Rachel]

Hi guys, as soon as I read Tim's post about the Hula smurfette I instantly thought of George's site.
He really does the BEST creations!!

Another non flattering smurfette has to be this one.

[Guest]

I love this Smurfette, I think she is cutest of them all!!!

[Bunno Smurf]

That smurfette is what we'd call a Butter Body


Nice face....BUT HER body........


(Actually I just reversed that to fit in, we usually call ugly women Butter Faces....nice body BUT HER face........)


Linda

[SA Smurfette]

Heard of a POG Linda ?

Half pig half dog. Another name for an ugly woman

Sorry that's a bit cruel.

Raelene

[Bunno Smurf]

Heard of a POG Linda ?

I was trying to rack my brain....Pick On who??? Gyar?? hehehehe



Remind me to slap anyone who calls me a pog then

[Syd Smurf]

Of course some guys just don't call ugly woman at all..lol

Thanks for the education and the laughter once again Linda & Raelene...I guess you would call an ugly Dyar a Dig wouldn't you?

[Azrael]

My personal fav is when you call a girl; "Hey sugar", then when they turn round go "No, not you, you lump."

Oh I'm going to hell.

[attombomb7]

[Azrael]

Cheers Atom.

If your ever in England I do stand up comedy so come check me out.

(Not in that 'love' way obviously.)

Please bring your dancing carrot minions.

Az

[Guest]

Heard of a POG Linda ?

I used to run round calling my brothers pogs when I was little, my own little explanation of what the word meant was this (imagine this in childish voice while I cringe )

"It's a grandfather pig that smells very much"

Oh and I thought I was so rude and insulting for saying that to them!

[Azrael]

"Oi, alright dreamboat!"

"No, not you, shipwreck."


hehehe

[chesneysmurf]

Hey! I like that hula smurfette!! I think she's cute!!! I do like my nurse smurfette too!

[DrunkSmurf]

Another non flattering smurfette has to be this one. [/img]

Hey, in all seriousness, what's the story behind the smurfette Rachel referred to? She's holding the pose of the original smurf molds (normal, gold, papa, brainy, and prisoner)--was she the first smurfette, replaced by the current 2027 (or whatever the ID is). There's another smurfette, flirting more clearly than the "first smurfette", that takes the same smurf ID. Are these three smurfettes considered variations of the same figure?

[SMURFYSTEVE1]

Just see this post my sister will want to kill me for this but when we were kids she used to be coverd in frecals, so my nan nick named her fly poo face. It was like a dot to dot book but she wouldnt let me get close anoth with the permanent marker pen to let me see what it would be?
Smurfy regards, Steve,

P.S Sorry sis if you see this.