[Guest]

Yes, do you remember the days when those nasty BLT's roamed around our forum, picking on innnocent members ? do you recall the aggressiveness of these beings ? the lower than a snakes belly tactics ? how they would gang up on certain members to scare the holy crap out of them ? threaten people with the removal from their homes of their smurfs ? I for one, do remember too well ! So i ask this question, Where are they now ? I ask another question, who are these BLT's ? Soon, we will find out ! I am sure of this !

So where are they ?

My guess is that they have gone back to the hole in the ground that they crawled out of !
I also believe that people became unafraid of them, which forced them to move on !
Did something happen amongst them, that forced them to lay low ?
Where they found out ? This i dont think !

Who are they ?

I believe we are dealing with a closely knit group of friends, who will stop at nothing to achieve maximum exposure for their warped little world !
I believe this must be an inter-continental formed group !
I do not believe all there work can be done by one person !
I also believe unless they move on a target together, they wont move at all !

So whats happened to them ? Was one of the members so busy that they could'nt organise any attacks on us? Did one of them say, enough is enough ? No more ! Are they running scared ? Have prices of internet gone up so much, that they cant afford to talk to each other anymore ?Many questions need to be asked, Do we want them back on the forum ? will we get that choice ? Has one of them finally conceded they are a bit loopy and ended up in an asylum ? is one just too nice to carry on being nasty ? the clues are there, i ask you all to be careful when you speak to the next forum member, because you never know who you are dealing with ! I believe the search is on for three people, who act as Agent Bacon, Agent Lettuce and Agent Tomato ! not one person ! three ! go in search my friends and seek out these people, let us crush them before they get a chance to surface again ! The chance is there for a swift victory( JUST LIKE THE ASHES ) Let us grasp this oppurtunity with both hands and send those nasty BLT's into oblivion ! my forum friends, i love you all, take care in the quest to seek out these infidels, good luck and stay safe !

[Guest]

May the sauce be with you

[XoioX2000]

BLT? Toasted, roasted and gone... yum yum in my tummy...

[Guest]

Sorry, i forgot to say, i will be watching replies with interest as a source of a BLT member elimination process !

thank you
Karen, first one to reply...... interesting ! ok, noted !
Dragon........nah, Dragon's a good Dragon !

[XoioX2000]

Yeah but BLT seem to have "disappeared" now... so you will pushed to find out...

I think we lost all the GNAPING post in the big "wash out" that happened a little while ago... I don't think it's even on the memberslist...

[Guest]

Shhh... I don't want people to know that I really messed up the forum to get rid of the BLT's!!! That was supposed to be a secret!!!!!

Actually I think they are in New York at the moment getting ready to turn themselves into Bagels. They are then going to jump out at poor Gerda and make her scream in the middle of Central Park. This is what I heard on the grapevine anyway. Note to grapes: just because I mentioned you doesn't mean you can get in on the act, remember you are seedless.

[Guest]

huh, grapes ? interesting ...........noted !

[SA Smurfette]

WOW Gray...your on a witch hunt

I wasn't afraid of the BLT's before but i'm scared now because of your speech

I hope you find him, her , them soon

Oh and i hope they don't return now that your threatening them



Raelene

[Guest]

awww, thanks Rae, and yes i am on a witch hunt, but is it witches or wizards i'm looking for, i just dont know ! if you dont mind, im putting your answer in the interesting box with Karen's, only Dragon has been cleared up to now ! thank you for responding Rae, that is a good point for you !

[Gerda]

Actually I think they are in New York at the moment getting ready to turn themselves into Bagels. They are then going to jump out at poor Gerda and make her scream in the middle of Central Park. .

Thanks for the warning Karen.. I wil watch my back. What did I ever do to those blt's to deserve this

gerda

[Guest]

Hello Gerda ! i think Karen was trying to say that you are the BLT's ! But dont worry, your response seemed honest enough, so i am putting you in the good box with Dragon ! but Karen, tut tut , thats a bad mark against your name ! naughty girl !

[Guest]

ok, spoke to Rae privately and she has come up with an idea which will be revealed later, but it put Rae in the good box !

[Guest]

Just remember that Rae is too saucy for her own good. If Rae's anything to do with the BLTs, she'll never lettuce catch her. I've heard reports about her in the supermarket, she keeps her eyes peeled for the potatoes because she believes them to be the enemy, and she is always saying you are a chip off some block Graham so I really wouldn't trust her.

[Guest]

interesting Karen ! your words are duly noted ! you have just edged your way over towards the good box ! thanks for the info !

[Syd Smurf]

I heard they were gobbled up on the way to their Grandma's house....then again I think someone claimed to of seen them in a 7-11 two weeks later so who knows

[XoioX2000]

I think they were eaten by a bunch of tasmanian crows, leaving only a little bit of bacon for a rudy roo who never recovered...

[Guest]

ok, for the last few hours i have been in work, so i come home and check the forum and find out something which is very revealing about the identity of a BLT ! Interesting, but sorry, i can say no more ! .......for now !

[Syd Smurf]

Are people starting to wonder if Graham was really the B.L.T

......think about it....B.L.T. ........Boy likes Tutus ......I think there is something to that guys.

Dyar

[Bunno Smurf]

I think you're right Dyar. You know the old saying "I think thou doth protest too much". Looks like Grandma is just trying to throw off off HIS scent.

Look at the evidence:
1. The BLTs arrived around the same time Graham did on the forum.
2. the BLTs like to have a stir....so does Graham.
3. BLT surely does stand for Boy Likes Tutu.


I think you've cracked the case Dyar. Well done!

[Guest]

ok, whatever girlfriend !