[Guest]

keep talking like that and you will soon be in there ! lol !

[The BLTs]

Gnap Gnap and good afternoon to all. Sorry to hear you have all missed me so greatly.
Hopefully my message doesn't contain too many clues to my identity. teeheehee.
I have been holidaying in France recently on a wine-tasting vacation.
Unfortunately while in the capital city I drank too much, fell from my hotel window and ended up in a body cast.
I swear I'll never to get plastered in Paris again. Another thing I learnt on my trip is
If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
However now that I am fit and well again and un-incarcerated I am able to continue my domination over the smurf world.

While I was away and also vacationing in Italy I was offered a job making venetian blinds,
but I turned it down, because it sounded like a shady business. And as you all will know...I am not one to deal in shady shinanigans!
Though I did give it serious consideration as driving on so may turnpikes was taking its toll.


Eye don't know what all the fuss is about my posts. Why discuss who tells better puns?
You, my friends, are simply the pupils. I am by far the cornea of the two of us."

Love The BLT's

[eggie smurf]

I am graHam

Hmm I think graHam is impersonating the BLT's now -- weren't they much wittier before?? This is way too fishy

[Guest]

Very, very interesting ! Staci turns up after the BLT's post a message ! hmmmmm, nah, not you Staci, into the good box you go !

[Guest]

Still no sign of Rachel on this post, im getting worried !

[eggie smurf]

Very, very interesting ! Staci turns up after the BLT's post a message ! hmmmmm, nah, not you Staci, into the good box you go !

Uh-oh I think I'm going to be bad if Dyar's in the good box too

[Rachel]

Still no sign of Rachel on this post, im getting worried !

Ask me no questions, I can tell you no lies.



Muhahahahahahah.............................................

[Syd Smurf]

I agree Staci....they were far more wittier before. That "hi-jack" gag was very plane I thought compared to their earlier jetliners....and that venetian bit showed it was curtains for any salvation from that plastered routine which, and I hope I'm not whining here when I say that was a total pain in the Gnap to read. Basically I thought their entire post came across as an absolute joke. I also can't believe that they call us mere pupils....I think the oddballs should get a few lashes for that one.

[Guest]

yeah, there's Rachel ! Hello there ! I was worried you had'nt posted Rachel, but now you have, it seems a bit obvious, so into the good box you go !

[Syd Smurf]

When can we be let out of the good box Graham......there's no toilets in here.....not that it has stopped Linda......can we at least have the lid open?

[Syd Smurf]

oh...sorry Linda......it was actually Raelene....if we had the lid open we could at least have some light to see who's in here and where we are stepping.

[Guest]

Go on then, just 5 minutes, and no getting Syd either, i dont want the two of you getting up to anything !

[Syd Smurf]

True....it's not really me though Graham...it's Syd that gets up at anything......I once saw him try to mount a caterpillar......to his defence he had been on the alcoholic smurfberry juice all night.....and it was pretty sad to see him getting rejected even by a caterpillar.

[Guest]

LOL @ Dyar !

[Bunno Smurf]

oh...sorry Linda......it was actually Raelene....if we had the lid open we could at least have some light to see who's in here and where we are stepping.

geez louise I am being blamed for everything....first the BLT and now this....I AM NOT EVEN IN THE GOOD BOX.......how could I do it?

That evil laugh is making me suspicious, Rachel.

[Syd Smurf]

geez louise I am being blamed for everything....first the BLT and now this....I AM NOT EVEN IN THE GOOD BOX.......how could I do it?

Once again I am truly sorry Linda...if Graham would open the lid of the good box then I could see who I'm bumping into...it was just the Aussie accent that had me confused among the other funny accents.....I'm not blaming you for anything...really.....and I apologise to Rae too....that was very nice of me to say that.....um...er....Graham made me

[Bunno Smurf]

that.....um...er....Graham made me

Thats better You can blame Graham for as much as you like !!

[Guest]

Linda, I REALLY LOVE YOU !

[Bunno Smurf]

OH Geez...do you have to do that in public Gray??

[Syd Smurf]

Linda, I REALLY LOVE YOU !

geez louise alright Linda....you are having a tough day aren't you?

sorry about that Graham.....um...er....Rae made me