Hey Drunk Smurf...I take it you are not much of a Brainy fan...when I was a kid neither was I. But now Brainy ammuses me. In my fic I show how he evolves over the years and actually makes a better smurf of himself.
Actually, I sympathize with Brainy. In this, and another writing group, I've observed a great deal of romantic embellishment of the intellectual male--Brainy, goateed, suave, debonaire, and ultra-sensitive.
Yet, I think the reality is that romance is a lot about pandering to our baser human instincts (insecurity, the need for reassurance, the need to architect elaborate fantasies about our position in the world) while folks like Brainy (and Papa Smurf) are driven by other values.
Seeing Brainy re-cast as a woman-centered Romeo somehow strikes me as "alternate reality". Maybe nightmarish is the word I'm looking for.
Go*da**it, you can't put us all in aprons and running to the flower shop!