Well I didn't have the stomach to post such a seedy apple pic so I have entrusted Stace to take care of this as I know she is rotten to the core and will enjoy presenting this.
You really don't know how hard I kept this hidden my whole life that I can't believe I posted it originally and will allow this to be done again....but it's for such an amazing trip and I am sure you will have a few giggles when you see it and want to know what the hell was I thinking.
To Mr or Mrs Prevent Apple Cruelty (who ever you are
) I say I understand your concern as it's not like they grow on trees or anything and therefore should really be looked after.
Ok...I am going to run and hide now
Dyar
PS - Apples are furniture not food ok