Anyway a litle something Christmassy to keep you amused while you count down the days/hrs. It'll be interesting to see if you're all as sadistic as me with the little people's lives
Snowglobe Game
LINDA 
But Linda, we LOVE nothing topicsOk this is a nothing topic once again but I always like a Christmas countdown.
it's only 10 more sleeps....I really need to do some shopping 
Staci 
I've been teaching Eloise all day to say 10 sleeps when I ask how long till Santa comes. She keeps holding up 10 fingers and saying TWO as loud as she can ...oh well there's always tomorrow
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Maureen 
It actually worked out well that we left it so late as the store we're getting it from is having a 15% off day today LINDA 
Have A Punny Christmas
Richard Lederer
If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.
A bird dog could be called a point setter.
James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The
Deer Sleigher.
What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel?
It's a matter of a pinion!
It's a matter of my opinion that Yule love the game we're about to play.
In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression
commonly used at Christmastide. Answers repose at the end of this column.
1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____.
2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost
of _____ _____.
3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.
4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____, _____
5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____, _____
6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing
on _____ _____.
7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____ _____.
8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____.
9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____.
10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____ _____.
11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____ _____.
12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.
13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as
_____ _____.
14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas?
_____ _____.
Meretricious to all! And don't forget that There's No Plate Like Chrome for
the Hollandaise.
Answers
1. Christmas Eve
2. Christmas Present
3. North Poll
4. Hoe, hoe, hoe.
5. Noel, Noel (no l, no l)
6. seasons' greetings.
7. St. Nickleless.
8. Bah! (or Baa!) Humbug!
9. silent knight
10. sandy claws
11. Christmas cards
12. cresh
13. Christmas Carols
14. Fleece Navidad!
LINDA LINDA 
Don't cry Beers....I'm really bad at it this yearNot again, i was really bad at this snowflake making last year
I cut mine all up and it was still a solid piece of paper 
Staci 
Why do I doubt that?Im sure i at least got a shape of some sort
Staci 
I need my couch !
Somehow I don't think you'll find yourLocation: Destination Delaware !
in Delaware....if you're destined to show up here, you may need the reupholstered though from any, ahem, accidents that may occur 
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