[Guest]

May the Lord have mercy on me

[Smurfysmurf]

oh He does, Graham, He does

But it's Stace you are dealing with in this case and she may not

[KiwiSchlumpf]

Thanks for the translation Tor.

Probably a good idea that we don't have a similar goat around here. I am sure with one too many wines I might decide to have a little climb.

The Swedish word for "climbing" means both "climbing" and "impregnating an animal" so the title has a funny twist

Good to know that one Tor, just in case...........

We might not have a goat, but what is disturbing is the fact we do have the word "mount" in or vocabulary... or at least its not in mine.. I just heard the expression once

"He mounted the goat" and
"He mounted the summit" or mildly disturbing
"He mounted the picture to the wall"

[Smurfysmurf]

I have actually heard the expression before, I think when it comes to horses....

Daryl...that was funny, ........

I'll behave again

[Guest]

Just to let you both know, i'm not intending to mount anything

[eggie smurf]

Just to let you both know, i'm not intending to mount anything

Well, that's really going to ruin Moey's fun

And Graham, you owe me $4,580,990 from yesterday....I need to tally up today's bad words and get you that figure at midnight I really love this money for bad words fund towards my Pixi habit You are just brilliant! I think we should get more people to join in...Dyar helped with about half that money from yesterday

[KiwiSchlumpf]

I have actually heard the expression before, I think when it comes to horses....

Hi Maureen

this disturbs me to here that you treat horses that way to the extent that you have an expression for it...

Further to this what the males in the community need to know is that if people stop and stare, point or in rare occassions laugh whilst you are mounting said object (goat, summit, picture or in Maureen's case Horse) they may yell something like

"Thats well hung" in the case of the picture, goat or horse.. congradulate yourself.

They may also say something like "Why is it lop-sided" in the case of the picture, simply straighten it. In the case of the summit then you are in for a steep climb. In the case of other items formally described as being "well-hung", just say it is as nature intended.

This English lesson was brought to you today by the country called Sweden who has both goats, mountains and pictures and is not above mounting them all.

Sorry Tor I just had too... you can make a joke about us Kiwi's and know that it'll be taken in good humour.

[eggie smurf]

This English lesson was brought to you today by the country called Sweden who has both goats, mountains and pictures and is not above mounting them all.

Daryl, you need a side-profession of teaching English - I love it

[Smurfysmurf]

I agree with Stace about that teaching English, Daryl

[KiwiSchlumpf]

Thanks Staci

In a further attempt to ruin international relations, lets pick on Canada.
They have a profession that has been singled out for their relationship to their horses (probably where Maureen heard it from) they give them a uniform and allow tourists to photograph them at work...

They proudly call them Mounties...

Okay now expecting a barrage of kiwi jokes from Attom and Astro... sorry guys I'll crawl back under my rock again

[Guest]

Daryl .....................

Keep them coming !

[Rachel]

Daryl, you are form Today.

[KiwiSchlumpf]

Thanks guys... I don't want to get any more in over my head, now knowing what has been done to four legged goats and horses.. what are they going to do to me :beaker:

:eeyore: Spank that [CENSORED] ummm how do we spell that now

Looking up the English dictionary entry for "donkey's bottom"

[Guest]

Donkey's bottom ?

[KiwiSchlumpf]

Donkey's bottom ?

I think it is important to say that no goats, horses, donkey's bottom's or indeed any animal was harmed in the making of these messages...

although my self respect, self image, credibility and ability to walk down the street safely probably has.

[Guest]

You'll be safe Daryl

Your sense of humour is just what we like

[Smurfysmurf]

Daryl...I love your posts...

you usually make my day

[Guest]

Just to let you both know, i'm not intending to mount anything

Well, that's really going to ruin Moey's fun

And Graham, you owe me $4,580,990 from yesterday....I need to tally up today's bad words and get you that figure at midnight I really love this money for bad words fund towards my Pixi habit You are just brilliant! I think we should get more people to join in...Dyar helped with about half that money from yesterday

Is that all i owe you ? I thought we had swore much more than that ?

[Syd Smurf]

Well, your S&M shave did sound very interesting, Dyar...I just had to see it

It incorporates the first initial of my 2 favourite members....at times

Dyar

[eggie smurf]

Is that all i owe you ? I thought we had swore much more than that ?

Well, that was only the one day, don't forget?

It incorporates the first initial of my 2 favourite members....at times

At times...yes I know the M isn't always your favorite