[Syd Smurf]

Oh and Dyar don't tell Staci but here you go if they help towards recovering from a to-do with the outlaws (whoops) inlaws then I'll gladly defy the fishy wishy and give you all the carrots I can!

I once owned all of the carrots in the entire forum (after stealing them and before Rach made me return them all)....but I do dream of owning them all again.

Thanks Maxine....I think that takes my total up to around 22

I don't think fishy will know anything....and even if she does....we all know that fish have bad memories so she will forget what she was angry about before she can email/yahoo you.

Dyar

PS - I always sing the song "Maxine" by Kiwi Sharon O'Neill to myself when I see your name.......although the subject matter is not very fitting....it's still a cool song.

[smurfwish]

PS - I always sing the song "Maxine" by Kiwi Sharon O'Neill to myself when I see your name.......although the subject matter is not very fitting....it's still a cool song.

Couldn't be any worse than good old Eminem's...

I know this crack fiend maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
You're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you step away son, she got her face done
Looking provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue and get her dressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, cause I ain't trying to hear it
While your fighting your f******' disease trying to clear it (maxine!!)

...and believe me it gets worse
All I can say is he obviously doesn't know me very well

[Guest]

My God Max, i hope your the opposite ?

[smurfwish]

Either that or I have just had my dirty laundry aired to the world, well the forum anyway

[Guest]

[smurfwish]

[Guest]

I'd tend to lean more to the side !

[Syd Smurf]

Here's the song I was talking about...well the lyrics at least:

Maxine

Creases in your white dress
Bruises on your bare skin
Looks like another fine mess
You've got yourself into

What's the matter with you?
Has the cat got your tongue?
Well if you don't like the beat
Then don't play with the drum

Maxine, you're not the only one
To take the whole world on
But no one's ever won
Maxine, Case 1352
A red and green tattoo
Eyes cold steel blue

On a rain-slicked avenue
Long shadows in the night
Take off your spike-heeled shoes
You've got to run for your life

Razor blade in your pocket
From an ex-marine
Makes you speed like a rocket
Ooh, it cuts so clean

Maxine, you're not the only one
To take the whole world on
But no one's ever won
Maxine, Case 1352
A red and green tattoo
Eyes cold steel blue

How come you're payin' for borrowed time
Starin' out into space?
Bad boys and cold comfort
And a smacked-up face

Maxine, you're not the only one
To take the whole world on
But no one's ever won
Maxine, Case 1352
A red and green tattoo
Eyes cold steel blue

Who's that walking, walking behind you, who's that
talking, talking about you
Who's that walking, walking with you Maxine…?

[Syd Smurf]

PS - I love your joke Steve...it's a bad one but it made me laugh

[Guest]

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

I missed this before, i like it Steve

[eggie smurf]

Fishy doesn't read much during tax season....fishy doesn't see much either....if fishy doesn't get her carrot key back, fishy will be VERY so don't F*** with fishy


I luv you guys! Have fun and just don't break too many things around here *wink wink*

[Guest]

No , really, it is funny, actually, im quite afraid now !

Mo...................where are ya ? Fishy's on the warpath !

[eggie smurf]

Looks like I'm gonna have to work extra hard and go to the fair in October too....if for no other reason than to see you two
I really want to try and go to both as I have loved hearing the 'tales' and its about time I actually got to see these 'voices' I am hearing and reading about (Just realised that makes me sound a complete loon...no comments please Mr )

Please do as I would love to meet you, Max...I can easily get away from work in October especially if everyone is going then too (just never during January through April).

Oh and Dyar don't tell Staci but here you go

And when I do meet you Maxine, you're gonna have to answer for this too....those rumours G-love has told you about me being nice are just not true!!

[Guest]

Fishy wishy, i know you're nice, cant fool me anymore !

Nice fishy wishy !

[smurfwish]

Fishy wishy, i know you're nice, cant fool me anymore !
Nice fishy wishy !

Graham thats not what you said earlier you, you , you....

And when I do meet you Maxine, you're gonna have to answer for this too....those rumours G-love has told you about me being nice are just not true!!

Stace I am so sorry for the carrots so sorry , here is the Mo had cut for me (and she told me she can pick locks too , so best change the locks!!!)

As for the fairs...looks like I'm gonna have to go to both then now doesn't it if I want to meet everyone thats my excuse anyway

[smurfwish]

Here's the song I was talking about...well the lyrics at least:

Maxine

Could be one and the same person, no? Am begining to wonder why my parents called me that but I now what the alternative was at the time so actually I think I got off lightly...Maxine is fine

[Guest]

Oh, what was the alternative ? Was it Cruella or something like that ?

[smurfwish]

Oh, what was the alternative ? Was it Cruella or something like that ?

Cruella hey? Well you shall never know it will be my secret unlike your little secret...
http://mr.beers.dotale.com/?loc=Liverpo ... ne%20Cowin

what you got to say about that then ???

[Guest]

Ok, i'm gobsmacked !

And finished too !

[eggie smurf]

http://mr.beers.dotale.com/?loc=Liverpo ... ne%20Cowin

OH MY GAWD!! Can I say I will NEVER cross you, Maxine?
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