[Guest]

This is a common thread in many forums I've been in. Rules are:
Every post must contain 3 and only 3 words. It starts out by one person typing three words, and the next post will continue telling the story. You cannot re-post until 3 other users have posted after you. The story is forever changing. Sometimes making sense, and other times not.

[Guest]

There once was

[Fram]

a locksmith smurf

[Guest]

who gave his

[XoioX2000]

superb flute to

[Guest]

the local church

[Guest]

but he was

[Guest]

afraid to grab

[Guest]

the big knockers

Edit: Whoops

You cannot re-post until 3 other users have posted after you.

(ignore me!!!)

[Smurf1303]

incase he broke

[Syd Smurf]

the holy promise

[attombomb7]

to virgin maidens

[eggie smurf]

with the impeccable

[Guest]

big beady eyes

[Fram]

of a poodle. (hint: punctuation is allowed!)

[Guest]

and hand reaching

[Guest]

for the large

[Syd Smurf]

featherduster stuck in

[Fram]

the rather hairy

[Guest]

tasmanian type shaped