[Nuts about smurfing]

Thanks for the info. How am I supposed to know all this stuff

P.S. No chance Steve, another good try though

[Guest]

You did really well with that yellow Brainy, Mark. I don't have him yet either.

[Syd Smurf]

Except Dyar, he's an Angel !

Oh shucks...thanks Graham

Because you gave me such a nice review, Mark has offered me the job of setting up his alarm system to protect his smurfs.....do you need anything Graham?

Dyar

[Bunno Smurf]

But thankfully for us, the Aussies are a long way away ! Phew !

Oi. I am thinking that deserves a special little pressie from Mr Bunno and a couple of rubber spiders for good measure.

We know ya love us really, Gray. XXOO

[Guest]

Poor Mark ! He must be wondering what he has let himself in for !
You can trust me with your alarm Mark, i'm the only honest scouser left in Liverpool !

[Nuts about smurfing]

Sorry Dyar I'm going to have to revoke your contract. The smurfettes heard about yourself and Sid and said words to the effect of

"You can't let that *********** nymphomaniac into our house"

I'm not sure which one of you they were referring to, but I guess whoever it is, you must have some legendary sort of status.....

(Or maybe the nympho comment was just from me having read some of the other forums!)

And as for the scouse, now I'm even more worried. Why oh why did I come here

[Guest]

[Rachel]

Sorry Dyar I'm going to have to revoke your contract. The smurfettes heard about yourself and Sid and said words to the effect of

"You can't let that *********** nymphomaniac into our house"

I'm not sure which one of you they were referring to, but I guess whoever it is, you must have some legendary sort of status.....

(Or maybe the nympho comment was just from me having read some of the other forums!)

And as for the scouse, now I'm even more worried. Why oh why did I come here

Nice one Mark, you learn fast!

[Syd Smurf]

I am going to have to break the bad news to Syd now.....I am not really into Smurfettes at all.....well not the small PVC ones anyway.

Dyar

[XoioX2000]

Well what about all these roller skating smurfettes that keep disappearing? Syd has been blamed before for that one but there is a growing therory that you are trying to find one without pants! How rude!

:):):)

[Syd Smurf]

I got one of those rude ones for Syd for Christmas David.....he now wants a second but I think one will do fine.....yes one will do fine....(just had to use an old Jedi mind trick on simple Syd.....it can really work.....but not for long when it comes to Rollerskaters unfortunately.)

Hang on....."these are not the rollerskaters you are looking for Syd......they are not for sale if you want them......they can go about their business.....move along.....move along".

Sorry about that....he found one on ebay and I just had to persuade him to not bid.

It's a full time job looking after him....help Stace

Dyar

[SA Smurfette]

Hang on....."these are not the rollerskaters you are looking for Syd......they are not for sale if you want them......they can go about their business.....move along.....move along".

Dyar

Isn't it funny how you remember certain quotes from movies.

I was talking with a friend the other day and we were saying quotes and trying to guess what movie it came from.
One i remember is "Get off my plane !" Harrison Ford in Airforce One I like this one as I love Harrison Ford since he was Han Solo

Hmm.... Harrison Ford or Tony Almada from 24

"you can't handle the truth!" Jack Nicholson ....in i don't know what
It had Demi Moore, Tom Cruise in it.

Anyone else know some well known quotes from movies?

[Guest]

A Few Good Men!

[Guest]

Graham and I have conversations via movie quote sometimes, lol.

[SA Smurfette]

A Few Good Men!

That's it

[Syd Smurf]

How about some not so famous quotes

1. "If you say you don't know then I will nail your tit to the table" (1983)

2. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" (1975)

3. "When this baby hits 88, you're gonna see some serious shit" (1985)

4. "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass" (1984)

5. "I think Beaumont's a small town" (1984)

6. "Are those your skis?.....both of them?" (1994)

7. "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." (1992)

8. Mrs Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife? (1989)

9.
"Chris Knight: Don't eat that!
Girl at Party: Why?
Chris Knight: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?
[looks down.]
Chris Knight: Oh, my God! I'm too late! (1985)

10.
John: I don't know if I want to take acid.
Jim: Relax, it's peyote. (1991)

[steveparkes]

2 = Monty python and the holy grail

4 = Ghostbusters

[SA Smurfette]

No. 4 .... Ghostbusters?

Don't know the rest

What about "I'll be back "

[Bunno Smurf]

Theres one movie (1997) I have seen a million times lately (I won't give the name away) that has the best quotes.

My favourite:

"Bad guy falls in poop. Classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?"


and.....

"[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook]
Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."

[Bunno Smurf]

How about some not so famous quotes

1. "If you say you don't know then I will nail your tit to the table" (1983)

2. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" (1975)

3. "When this baby hits 88, you're gonna see some serious shit" (1985)

4. "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass" (1984)

5. "I think Beaumont's a small town" (1984)

6. "Are those your skis?.....both of them?" (1994)

7. "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." (1992)

8. Mrs Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife? (1989)

9.
"Chris Knight: Don't eat that!
Girl at Party: Why?
Chris Knight: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?
[looks down.]
Chris Knight: Oh, my God! I'm too late! (1985)

10.
John: I don't know if I want to take acid.
Jim: Relax, it's peyote. (1991)

um going purely by the names.......

7. Wayne's World???
8. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures???


and 3....1985.....did itthe car do around 88???....Back to the Future maybe??